Why Does DC Comics Hate Me?
It Wants the Precioussss
Clearly, DC Comics wants me to show up on their doorstep some dark night with a buzzing chainsaw.
On Tuesday, DC Comics announced cancellations of these Showcase volumes:
Suicide SquadSecret Society of Super-Villains
Jonah Hex Volume 2
The Great Disaster
Captain Carrot
No “Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew” Showcase volume?
Why must DC deprive me of my funny-animal superheroics? WHY MUST THEY MAKE ME CHASE THEM WITH BUZZING CHAINSAWS?!?
In other important news: Dude, Labor Day isn’t even here yet, and I already love it so much I want to marry it.