Pinch Pinch Pinch!

Hey, Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Hope you remembered to wear green today, or you’re gonna get a pinch. I reckon some folks, however, are pretty reliably safe from pinches no matter what…

Green Lantern and Green Arrow

The Green Goblin

The Green Lama

The Green Hornet

The Hulk

She-Hulk

The Martian Manhunter

Beast Boy

Jade

Brainiac

Brainiac-5

The Spectre

Poison Ivy

The Enchantress

Ambush Bug

Swamp Thing

Man-Thing

The Savage Dragon

Fin Fang Foom

Banshee, ’cause the Irish lads are assumed to be Irish enough to avoid pinches

As for me, I very rarely wear green on St. Paddy’s Day. Partly to buck tradition, and partly because — Hey, ladies! Free pinch!