Happy FunTime Link City!


Ain’t feeling like doing any reviews today, so let’s see what’s in the link stash.

  • Who’s going to be mayor of New York City?!
  • Who’s teaming up with the Punisher?!
  • This seems fairly weird, ’cause I’m a big fan of this contest, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time in years that there’ve been no results announced for the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Did they get no entrants this year? Did they run out of money? Did they lose interest? Who knows…
  • As far as this goes, (1) the Texas constitution doesn’t actually give the state permission to secede from the US — it says Texas can split into five all-new states, but it sure doesn’t give secession a thumbs-up. Bad enough that Rick Perry’s talking treason in an attempt to appeal to the crazies, but the poor idiot doesn’t even know his own state constitution. (2) Not that it matters. Kay Bailey is gonna kick his high-toned, hair-sprayed, uncharismatic, unbelievably desperate butt so hard, he’s gonna have to climb a ladder to put his pants on. No amount of kissing up to the crazies is gonna change that, ’cause Rick Perry is just a deeply dislikeable critter.
  • Remember the trailer I linked a while back for the new film version of “Where the Wild Things Are“? You won’t wanna miss this trailer for “Everyone Poops.”
  • Ladies and gentlemen: The NOM NOM Song.

That does it for my link stash, so I sure better have some actual content for tomorrow, right?

No Comments

  1. Sado Said,

    April 16, 2009 @ 9:15 am

    I saw the Rick Perry quote on another web site, but I thought it was a joke.

    Obviously, we need someone from Texas to go to Washington and show those no-good bureaucrats how to run government on a limited budget.

    Actually, that’s not entirely fair. GWB is a carpetbagger.

    And the Nom Nom song made me head explode.

  2. Scott Slemmons Said,

    April 16, 2009 @ 10:13 am

    I could just go on about Rick Perry all day long.

    What a lot of outsiders probably don’t realize is that Rick Perry is not well-liked in Texas. I know a lot of Republicans here, and the vast majority don’t like him. The only reason he won re-election most recently (with something like 39% of the vote) is because he was running against the Sacrificial Democrat; Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn Expealidocious, a.k.a. One Crazy Grandma; and Kinky Friedman, a country singer running on the Jesse Ventura ticket. In a campaign a bit less crowded with obvious mental cases, Rick Perry would’ve been shown the door.

    But he knows the non-crazy Republicans are going to vote for Hutchison. He’s just hoping against hope that there are enough crazy Tim McVeigh Republicans out there to help him stay in office.

  3. Scott Slemmons Said,

    April 16, 2009 @ 10:14 am

    And yes, the Nom Nom Song is the happiest and most bunny-filled song in the land. 🙂

  4. Scott Slemmons Said,

    April 16, 2009 @ 10:39 am

    And I just discovered this quote that someone should engrave on Rick Perry’s desk:

    “To secede from the Union and set up another government would cause war. If you go to war with the United States, you will never conquer her, as she has the money and the men. If she does not whip you by guns, powder, and steel, she will starve you to death.” — Sam Houston

    Sam Houston would have Rick Perry horsewhipped.