Battle Royale with Cheese

Man, I’ve spent too many days in a row reviewing comics (Yes, dangit, two days in a row is a lot. Because shut up, that’s why.), and I’m starting to run low on unreviewed comics besides. So, inspired by this from Snell and this from Kalinara, y’all give me your opinions on the vital question of WHO WOULD WIN?

The combatants:

HulkvsSuperman

Superman vs. the Hulk!

Both widely considered the strongest heroes in their individual universes, any conflict between these two often leads to widespread property damage. With his larger variety of powers (flight, heat vision, freezing breath, super-ventriloquism), the Man of Steel often ends up the victor in crossovers that feature these two characters, but the Jade Giant’s near-limitless strength (The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets) means you can never count him out before the final bell.

We’ll go with a best-two-out-of-three battle.

Contest 1:

PillowFight

Pillow Fighting!

Contest 2:

Coin-op Galaga!

Contest 3:

Huggin’ Bunnies!

WHO WOULD WIN???

(My picks are in the comments…)

September 30, 2009 · Filed under Battle Royale with Cheese, Hulk, Superman

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  1. Scott Slemmons Said,

    September 30, 2009 @ 6:14 am

    Contest 1: Hulk. Both would destroy pillows after hitting each other once or twice. After that, Supes gets all rules-followy and starts looking around for more pillows, while Hulk just starts hitting. YAY FOR SMASHY!

    Contest 2: Superman. Giant green guys who smash the machine every time they lose a life never get the high score.

    Contest 3: Hulk. Hulk love bunnies! And besides, Supes is the adopted son of farmers, so he’ll be heat-visioning them, yelling “THEY’LL GET IN THE BEANS, PA!” Crazy alien freak.

  2. Sado Said,

    September 30, 2009 @ 8:52 am

    Contest 1: Hulk.

    Contest 2: Superman, no contest. Hulk will lose a life, start yelling about how “strange box cheats” and smash the machine to pieces.

    Contest 3: Superman. You’ve never read “Of Mice and Men”? Hulk is a a green version of Lennie, except even more strong. Supes knows his strength (though he might throw the bunny to Krypto later. He’s still a farm boy, as you say).

  3. WizarDru Said,

    September 30, 2009 @ 10:29 am

    Contest 1: Superman. Super speed wins every time, bra.

    Contest 2: Superman, no contest. Hulk’s giant man-hands couldn’t even grasp a quarter to put in the slot. And yes, the SMASHING.

    Contest 3: Hulk. Totally Hulk. Prince of Wales, man.