Vote or Else!

It’s Election Day, people.

I’ll make this real simple. I got my preferences for who I’d like to see win the election today, but ultimately, I just want to see as many people vote as possible. It’s America, fer cryin’ out loud — we were the first place to do democracy right, and we ought to keep doing it every chance we get.

So I don’t care who you vote for. Just get out there and vote, if you haven’t voted already. ‘Cause if you don’t vote, I’m going to put multiple hatchets through your torso.

Word to the wise, as they say.

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