Citizens! Seek ye not the finest in weekend entertainment and furious battle? Seek ye not the glories of comic book combat? Seek ye not a jumbo bag of Funyuns and a bucket of fresh queso? Then know ye that it is time for… FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!

Tonight’s battle comes to us from June 2010’s Thor #609 by Kieron Gillen, Billy Tan, Rich Elson, and Matt Banning. While Balder the Brave seeks to inspire the warriors of Asgard with a thoroughly shiny light show, a group of villains, including the Hood and the Wrecking Crew, are watching. Let’s see what happens!

The Hood was supposed to be a smart guy, right? Didn’t he know that Balder could only be harmed by mistletoe?