To Baaaaaatle!

There are some days when the sun shines just a little brighter, when the birds sing a little sweeter, when you discover that there’s actually an organization called the Goat Justice League.

Thanks to the work of the Goat Justice League, ruminants now have the right to life and limited liberty in Seattle.

On Monday, the City Council acknowledged the miniature goat’s attributes as human companion, weed whacker and milk maker, and unanimously voted that the goats could be kept as pets.

“One small step for man, one giant step for goatkind,” said Councilmember Richard Conlin, who sponsored the legislation.

Of course, any real Goat Justice League wouldn’t waste its time with legislation. They’d just eat ungodly amounts of tin cans. At super-speed. While wearing power rings.