No, wait, that’s not it.


That’s not it either.


Ah, there we go.

Well, gee, that was weird, wasn’t it? Like pretty much everyone else around my age, I grew up listening to Michael Jackson. The “Thriller” album really is just about the most perfect pop album ever, after years of amazing pop-soul hits with the Jackson 5. And the guy made some of the best and most iconic music videos ever. I think the “Thriller” album my sister and I bought when we were kids is still around (It’s stored at my parents’ house, ’cause they’ve got a stereo cabinet that was built for storing vinyl albums. Come to think of it, they’ve got an actual fer-realz record player, and none of us kids do), not that we’ve listened to much of it in ages. I’ve got the song “Thriller” on my Halloween mix-tape, but that’s about it.

Of course, I’ve avoided thinking about MJ in years — pretty much for the same reason I avoid thinking about Carrot Top, Andy Dick, Amy Winehouse, the Coreys, or anyone on reality TV — why waste precious brainspace on someone whose existence has become one long, painful slog of embarrassment?

So yeah, an awful way to go out, after a really awful decade of seemingly non-stop, self-inflicted humiliations. I’ll try to dwell on the awesome stuff he did instead

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  1. ROBERT Said,

    June 26, 2009 @ 10:08 am


  2. Mom & Dad Said,

    June 26, 2009 @ 4:39 pm

    You’re right We’ve got it.Is it valuable? Do you think we are going to give it up?

  3. Scott Slemmons Said,

    June 26, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

    Holy moley, that’s the first time my parents have ever commented here! It’s a Christmas miracle!

    Nah, I doubt it’s valuable. Once you open them and play them, I reckon records lose almost all of their value.

  4. swampy Said,

    June 26, 2009 @ 7:44 pm

    hey Mom and dad, it IS vaulable! sell it! Scooter would love to bemoan the fact that he could have made some good green on EBay, but didn’t…ha ha ha ha