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Friday Night Fights: Dairy Doom!

Okay, it’s Friday, and we’re all tired of working, and good gravy train, do we ever need the weekend bad. Let’s get things rolling with a little comic book ultraviolence and… FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!

With Free Comic Book Day coming up tomorrow, I was hoping to find something for tonight’s battle with a comic shop theme. I was hoping to find something from Evan Dorkin’s Eltingville Club series, but I wasn’t able to find where that particular comic was hiding, but luckily, I found something even more violent. From 1994’s Milk and Cheese #666 by Evan Dorkin, here’s the Dairy Products Gone Bad vs. pretty much everyone!


Y’all don’t forget to stop by your local comic shop tomorrow and pick up your free comics — and please go ahead and buy a few comics, too. Let’s make it easier for our comic shops to keep operating in the future…

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Friday Night Fights: Sith One’s for You!

Okay, fact is, I love, love, love Evan Dorkin‘s “Milk and Cheese” comics. Not just because of the horrific violence, not just for the gin-swilling, not just because of the crude and unsubtle commentary on everything irritating about pop culture and modern life. No, I love those little guys’ eyebrows. They’re hilarious.

But the eyebrows aren’t important right now! Because it’s Friday Night Fights! And that means the only thing important right now is nicely overblown butt-whompin’!

But dangit, I just used “Milk and Cheese” last week. Is there any way I could disguise this, so Bahlactus doesn’t think I’m repeating myself? Maybe if we disguise them with some sort of mask…?





Wow, that’s awesome. Only thing that’d make that better would be if Darth Milk and Cheese were beating up on Ewoks. Hey, wait a minute…

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Friday Night Fights: Expo Explosions!

Awright, it’s Friday Night Fights time again! But my head’s still stuck in Lubbock Comic Book Expo mode! Can this dilemma be resolved? Possibly with homicidal cartoon dairy products visiting a comic book convention?





Thanks, Milk and Cheese! I knew I could count on you!

And one more fast reminder — see you guys tomorrow morning at 10 at the Science Spectrum for the Comic Book Expo! Woo!

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Friday Night Fights: Lactose Intolerance!

Bahlactus demands early weekend fisticuffs? LET THERE BE EARLY WEEKEND FISTICUFFS!

Badder than Batman, madder than the Hulk, stronger than Superman, tougher than Wolverine, drunker than Lindsey Lohan — nothing can stop Milk and Cheese!





(There are better and more horrific beatings by these guys that I could’ve used, but this sequence had the least number of F-Bombs, bird-flippings, and random baby-whuppin’s.)

(From Milk and Cheese #666, by Evan Dorkin)

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